The Pithy Amateur Astronomer

I decided to do some reading on the "end of the Earth in 2012" and found this in Wikipedia.

The original article can be found at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nibiru_collision

"The idea of the Nibiru encounter originated with Nancy Lieder, a Wisconsin woman who claims that as a girl she was contacted by gray extraterrestrials called Zetas, who implanted a communications device in her brain"

I rest my case.